Arrived in Chicago with my tour group today, I'm alive and our plane wasn't hijacked by North Korean interceptors, so all good.

... This city is amazing, I went to bed around 1am after eating out at Ed's after receiving a thoroughly amusing abuse by a hilarious waiter... And this city doesn't sleep. Sydney is a country town in comparison.

Also, on another note, I haven't been successful in seeing a piece of salad on anything besides between 6 inches of straight meat in a burger.

I'm going to be rolled back to Sydney.

Seeing baseball in a few hours- Cubs vs. Giants- I'm not a sporting fan, but I'm at least gonna try impress the occaisional female with my Australianisms.

... Fuckin' ay mate. (All females within 5 metre radius remove clothing)

Big hello to the watchers, my hotel has wifi so I'm not going to die from Internet loss and you won't have to trek through my old stuff. It would be nice if you could.

If you want to see any photos of me with any specific in Chicago, just ask away.

Edit: I also promised a lovely deviant I would do one of these- so comment if you want one


Comment on this and I will:

1. Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your DA page for 13 seconds.

2. Tell you a color you remind me of.

3. Tell you Element I think you belong to e.g. water, fire, air etc.

4. Tell you what comic, manga/anime, or video game character you remind me of.

5. Ask you a question, and you must answer.

6. Tell you something I like about you.

7. Give you a nickname.

8. Tell you the object that is to the left of me.

9. Tell you what food/ flavor/ smell you remind me of.

10. Dare you to post this in your journal!